THE PRESIDENT: ...They pulled up kind of a plain-looking vehicle with tinted windows and I slipped on a baseball cap and pulled her down, as did Condi. We looked like a normal couple. (Laughter.)
Q On your way to the Walmart. (Laughter.)
THE PRESIDENT: To buy some Berkeley Power worms. (Laughter.)
Q Pulling a bass boat behind you? (Laughter.)
THE PRESIDENT: Yes, exactly.
I'm sure that the investigative reporters at our major news organizations are hot on the trail of new, explosive revelations: That Condi and Bush are not a "normal" couple, since interracial relationships especially in the Bush-Rice age group are still rare enough not to fit many definitions of "normal," and that there may well be no evidence that the President went anywhere near a Walmart, bought any worms, or hitched up a boat to the SUV. That would make four brazen lies, one after another. I can't believe Paul Begala or at least Democratic Underground hasn't been all over this.